Performed by Rupert Holmes for The Christmas Raccoons.

Lyrics Edit

The man in the perfect tree,

Oh, he's coming to live at our house,

We're gonna put him up at our house.

The man in the perfect tree,

Oh, he's coming to stay at our house,

We're gonna put him up at our house.

Stand him up in a corner,

Give him a place of his own,

And he won't cry any more.

Stand him up in a corner,

A place he can call all his own,

And he won't cry any more,

Any more.

(Instrumental break)

Stand him up in a corner,

Give him a place of his own,

And he won't cry any more.

Stand him up in a corner,

A place he can call all his own,

And he won't cry any more.

(Repeat ad-lib to fade out)